So is this like the 2nd seal of the end times?

After my day I came home looking to settle in for my glorious 1 day weekend. A day that is all about this guy, but I pull up to my place someone is parking in my space. Odd Roommate never has anyone over, he's a hermit...

So turns out as I'm going up to the door a cute girl steps out...and behind her Roommate. To say I was stunned would be an understatement. Now I had suspicions that he was seeing a girl but no proof, my only thought was no one could be working out as much as he claimed. I'm greeted with a stunned look on Roommates face.

"Oh high Shameful....this is Girl" and after a brief introduction he leaves her and follows me into the house. "Shameful what's up, why are you home early?" He's clearly a little shaken. I explain that today is my short day...so I only get home very late instead of insanely late. "But Shameful...I didn't expect you for another hour..." and he scurries outside and they take off. Which is great because Girl was in my parking space, and I'm a busy guy who hates to walk.

Roommate is no ladies man, hell I'm glad he's with a girl but that was yet another kick to the old ego. Here I am, broke, out of shape, tired, and nerdy. All alone on a Friday night when my equally neckbeardy pal Roommate is out with a girl.

I might have to look for the party liquor... On the plus side I owe Roommate for inviting his mom over when I was trying to put the moves on one of my old girlfriends, maybe he was worried that I'm the vindictive type. So is walking around with you're balls out taboo when you're roommate has a girl over?