Space Age, Stone Age

So being the bloated fat man that I am, I have decided to get into shape again. Those of you who know me notice this trend...I don't have success for the ladies for a while and all of a sudden I care about my appearance. It's like magic.

I've had some success with the low carb thing in the past. Managed to lose a big chunk of weight, enough to lure the ladies in with what I pass off as humor and the deception that I'm a cool successful guy. (Yes I've lied to hook up with girls. What am I going to do, explain my nerdy ways and ask them to a GURPS game?) Well I was looking at the low carb thing again and I was enchanted by the Primal Blueprint. It's a lifestyle plan to try and mimic out caveman ancestors.

Now I'm sure my ancestors were bad ass. Shameful Caveman doubtlessly dominated the hellish winter wastes, killing sabre tooth tigers with nothing more then his club like dick, and capable of running like a gazelle from a hoard of angry men, a stolen women on each shoulder. Now I don't expect to match such manly feats (and yes killing a sabre tooth tiger does make you a man), but I figure I can at least work out as well as go low carb.

This post goes out to Caveman Shameful! I salute you, and will try to at least look like you (from the waist up). If it was good enough for the stone age then it's good enough for the space age. After all I work in IT, and I know in the future nothing works.